The Vampire Diaries
The Reckoning
Okay so we have now swapped Damon and Katherine for Stefan and Klaus, just what we need. Okay so are we ready to kill off Matt now? God that's taken a while. And he was the only one we have seen at school in ages, so he was one of the smart ones, shame. Okay so he's not dead, just scared shitless by his friends. Well we knew he would catch up with you eventually Elena. Okay so it turns out Klaus is back for Prank night and by the looks of it he has a different plan for it.
Hah there's a Jermey in the trunk, bet even you didn't see that coming Damon. Aww more cute Tyler Caroline moments, even if they were talking about Matt. Well that's one way to break it up being killed by the evil sister. Poor Matt he's so oblivious. Haha Rebecca and Klaus are hilarious together. Well thats one way to get the witch to do your bidding Klaus, although did we really need to upset Caroline like that. Oh wow this is going so well. Taking away his will is one way to get him to obey, poor Stefan. Okay so it seems to going quite badly right now Bonnie. What are you doing Matt, follow the lost clothes. Well thats a crazy kind of plan Matt. I see Dead Matt. Oh Okay turns out Bonnie is better at CPR than she looks.
 I don't think that is going to work somehow Elena. Nope, he's definitely going to catch you. Nope Klaus is followed closely by Stefan. Okay so handing out Elena's blood, when did that become the norm?  Oh so he didn't completely kill you, Elena? Damon's back to save the day, well sort of. Aww good Lena is saved and they Tyler/ Caroline romance is still on. Aww more Damon and Elena bonding time it seems. Well thats going to make things awkward.




Gossip Girl
Memoirs of an invisible Dan 

What is Dan upto, does he really want to admit to that book, turns out that he does. Haha, he still hasn't told anyone either. Haha Blair guess pregnancy is going well.
Serena seems to be getting on well. Oh Serena you really don't want to look at your phone, but apparently Nate's friend wants Blairs.
I think Nate is onto you Ivy. Haha Chuck out walking the dog with Blair, that is so cute. Haha a meeting, Dan a great way to do this.
WTF? Nate is GAY?! oh no just in the book. Poor Blair is being dumped by Serena. Haha i think Dan is in trouble, at least by the look on Blairs face. I think you have just been stabbed in the back by that guy, well Dan Sabrina.. I mean Serena. Haha Dan, Blair is definitely going to kill you now.

The Vampire Diaries and Gossip Girl 31/10

Vampire Diaries 
Disturbing Behaviour


Back again. Okay so I guess Chicago is the place to be. Haha, come on you do not take two guys on a dress shopping trip, I doubt you even did that back when she was last alive. Okay so Katherine is still in Chicago? Okay so intimate moment making Chilli, yes Alaric it is what it looks like. Okay so Katherine knows about the necklace, so soon Klaus will too.It's good to see Stefan is still in there somewhere even if he has gone a bit evil.
I guess Jeremy is still seeing dead girls? It's not actually happening Jeremy, she is a ghost. But in other more important news Bonnie is back! And still in love with weird boy seeing ghost apparently. Okay so Damon and the sheriff seem to be getting on pretty well it seems and they are working together against Daddy it seems, bye bye Daddy.
Haha guess she got over the revealing clothes but why are they finding the necklace with her. So Elena can get burnt of course. Hey good job Bonnie is back I guess, nope maybe not, guess their going on a witch hunt, nope not quite yet. Okay so Caroline asks the question we have all been wanting to ask, well done Caroline.
Oh yes just what we need, another object with its own magic wandering about. Go daddy step in! Listen to Alaric Damon, you definitely should back off, NOT!
Haha the brat of a sister is definitely making Stefan more fun, or maybe its just her that's the fun one. Okay so Jeremy you should definitely listen to the ghost, tell Bonnie. Okay so one ghost warning you against another, should you really listen to either of them?
Okay so it seems the witch is actually one of the good guys, well sort of, if blackmail is the good guys way. Nope she is not the good  witch, torturing Stefan is definitely what you do if your on the same side. Okay so Daddy is still hanging about? whats that all about? More Bonnie and Jeremy bonding, that is what we need, over spells, like ussual. Okay so of course where Bonnie is involved there is fire. Ooops Stefan guess she found out, but don't worry Katherine is to the rescue. Haha the compulsion doesn't work on Daddy, that's hilarious. Now come on Alaric of course that was going to happen, why are you shocked Elena. Katherine and Stefan working together again?!?! Nope Stefan's too smart for that.
Aww a sweet Caroline and Tyler moment, that's just what we need. Haha just to be interrupted by Elena, needing help to get rid of the body. Okay so thats one way to get rid of Daddy, a much better way than mind control. Although not when Caroline is there to save the day, go girlfriend.
Yes Elena, stop trying to control Damon, that will never work. Jeremy should have definitely done that before. Well done Stefan, you seem to be getting somewhere with the sister. Nope, you just blew your cover. Hi Alaric, good to have you back, Damons right that took you longer than usual.

Yes admit it Elena! Caroline is right you need to come to terms with his hotness. Poor Caroline, guess Daddy doesn't want you any more. Go Alaric guess you found a way in, not that you needed to become more involved in that.
Ooops I guess Katherine is no longer in Chicago and has a new necklace. and a new partner in crime.
Okay so Stefan is definitely in the shit now well Mystic Falls.
 

Gossip Girl 
Jewel of Denial


Back again, so excited!
Oh yes I think this week is definitely going to be good. Haha so Blair is still denying this? Why did she just delete her whole phone book, that won't help you Ivy. LOL wtf are Chuck and Dan doing? awww its a dog. Yes Good Luck Nate but I think its the dog who needs it more. Nate Chuck is right you slept with the boss before she was even your boss, that's not right.
Poor Blair doesn't look very happy with the Ivy situation. Blair, you definitely need to pay attention to Dorota.
Haha Dan, see no one really expected it of you, so just let it come out, no one will believe it. Now go save Blair from herself. Opps Ivy, it doesn't look like you will get away with this for long. LOL Nate that is definitely one way to start your first day of work. poor Dan you are not getting anywhere with Blair. Blair, you just got caught out, again. Poor Dan, you just failed didn't you! That's one way out Ivy but I don't think it will work for very long. Oh Blair I don't think that's what Dan had in mind. Yep Ivy you have been set up, but its sooo pretty you won't mind. I didn't realise Lily was still on house arrest, Oh she's not!
Opps Charlie I think you could be in trouble. Blair given you ideas Ivy? Poor Nate, you've been played! Rufus is right Lily, ignore them! Haha i am really starting to love this whole Dan and Blair thing is getting hilarious. No Nate, you really shouldn't have given her that idea. Go Charlie! You definitely shouldn't walk away from that. WHO IS IT? I am dying here! OMG it's Chuck! No it's Louie's okay so why the hell are you with Chuck?! Okay so is she lying?! I'm confused. That was a weird conversation, but it kind of worked. Okay so Ivy/Charlie got what she wanted. Poor Dan though, not exactly what he wanted. She didn't even open it?! Okay so that is still yet to come. Aww bless Chuck, at least now he has a friend. Haha Ivy guess Nate caught you out.

Vampire Diaries and Gossip Girl 25/10

Vampire Diaries


The End Of The Affair

Okay so Vampire Diaries are back again.

Why is Damon always drinking? Yay Katherine’s back, she always makes life more interesting. Okay so Stefan is still travelling, surely Klaus is bored by now, or maybe seeing as he is supposed to be smart, he has gone to check on Elena. Yay a flashback episode, why are these never as good as they want them to be. Okay so Stefan is being bad and apparently he has an blonde bombshell to trail after. Okay so I would be happy if I woke up next to Damon. Why is Caroline still locked up, I thought Tyler had got her out of that, ouch, apparently not, evil daddy still has her. 

Oh don’t be boring Elena, surely you brought something more interesting to read than Stefan’s old diary. Poor Caroline, its not going well for you.  Okay so last time you and Damon followed Stefan it went horribly wrong, what are you doing Elena? 

Okay so Klaus had/s a sister. Oh Had. Nope has. Sucks to be the boyfriend in that equation Stefan. Oh you were mean and gross Stefan. Even Damon it seems goes to the bar maid for help. Ooops wrong place, wrong time Elena again although it seems you are also very very lucky this time. Okay so Damon and Elena just need to get together already. Eww, that Stefan was horrible. It seems Carolines dad is also pretty horrible. Okay so mummy and daddy fighting over whether to torture their daughter? Poor Caroline she is stuck with some pretty bad parents.  Werewolf to the rescue, okay so Tyler and Caroline are so cute together. Ahh compulsion the answer to everything. 

Oops, guess you should have filled him in on that logic earlier Stefan, of course Elena was going to try and help. Poor Damon, you have got to stop picking fights with Klaus you just end up on the floor. Okay so Damon and Elena failed again. Aww Caroline and Taylor are such a cute couple. Haha I guess the sister doesn’t want to be your sister any more Klaus. Rebecca and Stefan together again.  And the drama just keeps on coming. 

Gossip Girl 

Beauty and The Feast 

Yay they are back! 

OMG Blair AND Dorota are BOTH pregnant, that's hilarious! haha Chuck is back in New York, this is going to be interesting. Okay there is something slightly wrong about Rufus baking like that. What are you trying to do, Dan? Slightly freak you are cyber stalking Chuck, Dan. Okay so who is the weird guy living with fake Charlie? Oh Max...who. Okay so Beatrice, with the strong perfume is the sister? Haha, poor Charlie, you are most definitely stuck. Yep in a amazing two bed apartment. Okay so Blair i don't think you are hiding it as well as you think, Chuck is most definitely not. Ooops Blair, sister is definitely onto you. Poor Nate, hung up on the wrong girl. You are being pushed into a very tight corner Blair, maybe you should just come clean. 

You're going to run, do you really think that is going to work? Don't think so fake Charlie. Blair using Dan as a scapegoat, i don't think he will appreciate that every much. Oh Blair, just felt the need to blurt that out, didn't you! Poor fake Charlie, you really are sinking.                                                                                               WTF Chuck, do you really have to do that, why do you need Dan to save you. Sleeping with the boss Nate?! I Could Tickle you?! Really Dan? Well at least you got his help. No No No Fake Charlie, you can't do that to the guy with the snacks. OOoooooooooooo turns out sister Beatrice is not all she seems. Wow Faker is really getting the tug around. More Blair and Dan bonding. 

The Vampire Diaries 20/10

Okay I know I know I am so late with this but i have just been so busy, it turns out University takes up a lot more time than A-levels do! So anyway here it is and i will try to keep up to date.

The Birthday 
Okay so I guess Stefan is still on the rampage with Klaus, oh no maybe its just Klaus, no okay there's Stefan, thought so. Eww Stefan, come on you do not want to do that! Okay i guess you do want to after all. Hi Elena, guess your not looking forward to today, it doesn't seem brother is either. Okay so what is Alaric doing at Elena's? Hi, Caroline! missed you! although I'm still not sure about Taylor and you. Okay so Alaric is now Elena and Jeremy's new, what exactly. Okay so Damon, is that really how you spent your summer, yes i guess it is. Okay so since when does Elena just wander into Damon's House, LOL. Okay so I guess your going to Tennessee Elena? Okay so she's not just your bit on the side then Damon. Okay so what's with Bonnie not being in town what if we need her for some witchy stuff. Hello ghosty people, guess your still around. Okay so Matt is even more in the background now I guess, will anything interesting ever happen to him, like letting him in on the secret.
Okay so he's making like a hybrid army, who is this guy, seriously, does he think he is going to get this past Damon? Oh so Alaric is just sleeping there, does he have ANY purpose now whatsoever, seriously he was more interesting when he was trying to kill Dan rather than help him.
Haha you are totally acting like a couple, Caroline no wonder everyone else thinks you and Tyler are a couple. Oh maybe not, slutty Sophie? Maybe not, place your bets now, those two will have slept together by the end of the night?
So burning the evidence Damon? I don't think that is really going to help your secret so much. Somehow I don't really believe this whole Stefan torturing the werewolf thing, okay so maybe he is not in too deep yet? I hope not.
Oh it seems that in the midst of the misery, Elena is still having a big birthday bash? Seriously? Although it is probably a better party than they usually have on this show. Okay so in the midst of hunting down Stefan, Damon has had time to find the necklace, still, really!? Okay so what is with the creepy Damon at a high school party? Lol I thought Damon was bad but the high school teacher?
Okay so now Stefan is going to kill Damon's latest distraction? really? what a cliché? how many people do they want to kill on this show?
Okay so when did Matt find out about that world, did I miss something? Oh well it seems it hasn't made him any more interesting. Oh yes Damon has turned into a gentleman? really when did that happen, did Damon and Stefan switch bodies when i wasn't looking? LOL Damon, you have also got a lot funnier than last season, maybe the werewolf bite did affect you. Haha brotherly reunion? Of course it ends with a dead body. I guess I won my bet! Harsh but true Damon, I will give you that, poor Elena though. More torture, of course that's what Stefan is back in time for. Guess your feeling more horny now guys? Okay Damon, chill out I know a set guy will probably put it back together but they don't really need the extra work. Go on pick up the phone Elena- okay so maybe its a bit pointless, he's being strong and silent. The walk of shame? Caroline, really? I guess not when mummy dearest is through with you.



The Hybrid
Okay so Second episode of the season and they have already killed off- how many people?!? Didn't see that one coming Damon, did you? See Stefan still has a heart, even if it is a bit messed up. Okay Elena, did you really need to go and wake Rick up, isn't a little weird you are that comfortable with you half naked high school teacher. Okay so i thought Vampires had incredible strength and speed, why are they looking so tired whilst trekking?
Oh are we finally going to find out what happened to Caroline? No i guess not, is she really going to kill her own son? Okay so where is the prostitute then, what have you done to her? It's good to see Jeremy and Matt bonding even if it is over the dead sister. Okay so since when did Elena and Tyler get along so well? Elena, are you insane? on a full moon, you decide to hunt down the werewolves.
Okay so a whole fleet of Vampire werewolf hybrids, that is going to go down so well.
LOL, Tyler and Matt bonding is hilarious, although Tyler's face when he realises his mum tried to kill him, is hilarious.
Okay who is this guy, Carol? he looks freaky.
It's kind of handy to have all these life saving rings knocking around. Okay WTF? Oh Damon, of course he wants you in a wet t-shirt.
Okay so your plan is not working so well Klaus, guess you need a change of plan. Elena definitely needs a change of plan, she is going to freeze to death in that water. Okay so i guess freaky werewolf/vampire person is going to kill someone, possible Stefan, oh no. Okay so now you have all these out of control things and Elena Calmly walking up the hill, that is going to go so well. Poor Tyler, your mum has gone a little crazy, although she'll be even more crazy if you tell her. Haha, you are so safe then Elena with all these Hybrids running around. Okay a little creepy guys that you go messing through Vicky's stuff now. Okay so they really are completely crazy, these people. Aww brotherly bonding over the dead body. Kind of loving Damon and Elena this season. Uh Oh guys i think he's worked out Elena may not be dead. Okay so it takes that for you to save her but obviously you are too late! Daddy? Oh Dear Caroline you are in serious shit!

TVD Catch up 22/4

The House Guest 

Oh come on did your mother never tell you how important school is. woops Elena she is like taking your life. Ha ha this is going to be really fun with Katherine knocking around again. Aww Caroline that is kind of tacky asking your ex about his best friend, the guy you kind of fell for. Oh Mat but you were always the good, nice guy, don't be mean. 

Yay more girls night with the witch the vampire and the meat. Don't ask Katherine Damon she is going to be lying to you at some point. And in the spirit of bonding you should definitely tell the witch with no powers, she is going to freak out! Aww sweet Jeremy and Witchy kiss. I am getting more and more confused about which is Elena and which is Katherine, scary how a like they are. (duh). Oh yes lets have lunch with the witches. 

Cat fight Damon and Katherine that is kind of hot! Witchy duo are plotting. And this is where girly bonding goes out on the town! okay to the grill. More witchy spells that's fun and more bonding for Damon and Katherine. oh Okay so the witchy guy can stab vampires whilst he is there. Yep you just killed your son mate, smart aren't you? not! Yep i am with you Jenna you should definitely drown him. 

Yay Caroline, are you completely drunk? Aww happy ever after for the blondies. and then straight to the not so happy burnt dude. Yep i did just have a moment of madness where i thought Damon stabbed Elena. OMG that went really wrong really fast. OMG no Caroline don't do that to Matt as well. Yep the witchy guy is dead , thank you, no need to get upset Bonnie he tried to kill everyone. Yay Bonnie has her powers back. 

 Uh oh Matt is back. Uh oh and so is she!

Know Thy Enemy 

Uh Oh Jenna everyone was lying to you again. sorry. Oh and there go the Salvators off to save the girl again. I have to say to you Jenna i would be running away if i were you. Oh poor caroline your going to have to find your boyfriend before he freaks out even more. Ooo the uncle/dad is pulling your strings again Elena.



Take the house Elena. Why would you take Damon somewhere where he needs to be respectful?
Okay so what is Isobel doing in a house like that. To have a girly chat with Katherine of  course.
Ooo more planning sessions between the Salvators and Elena, although Katherine is still not in the loop hmmm this is going to be fustrating for her.
Oh poor Caroline, don't worry Stefan will help you out, whilst Damon goes running off with the witchy clan? but aparently Damon is not wanted.
oh dear Katherine has found that annoying stone again.
Aww look another award ceremony. And of course a dead body. oh and more body swapping. HaHa Damon and the "dead" body going home. Yes Damon of  course you couldn't hide it in the soap. Yes Katherine of course she double crossed you. Still feeling kind of bad for Caroline and Matt. Yes Jeremy, Bonnie is all powerful. So Klaus has more influence than we thought. Queue burning vampire. Make him forget Caroline! He is to upset to deal with all this. Okay so now Elena is going to live with Damon and Stefan. Of course Bonnie is planning on dying again. Okay so what is Matt up to now?

The last dance 

So Klaus has taken on the form of Alaric. So Katherine is now being tortured by Klaus. Elena is getting her house in order. Damon and Stefan are discussing what to do next. Turns out Elena has the power and she knows it. A safe house that she leaves to go to school? Okay so Caroline's mum and Matt are working together now? Elena wants to go to the dance but Stefan is not as keen on it. 

Wow the new teacher seems to suck?! huh wow how do they not see that something is up with him? Caroline is in full organising swing for of course another party, just what this town needs. So Elena just leaves her brother in the same house as the phsyco uncle/dad. There is a lot of plotting going on in this episode.  I kind of like the themed costumes. 

Bonnie is still planning to go ahead with the plan even though Jeremy tries to persuade her out of it. I have to say I love the costumes. This is going to be hilarious when they realise who is Klaus. Haha that was an amazing change of dance partner. Caroline is informed of the situation, wow this is getting complicated with the number of people involved. Uh Oh bye bye Bonnie and I really liked you. Elena really does not deal with this well of course. Oh look i don't know why we were all getting so upset of course she did some witchy stuff before she didn't die. Aww Damon is actually pretty sweet. No No No Elena what are you doing? 

Klaus 
Oh Look the dead body is starting to wake up and of course he is having flashbacks. Okay so Damon is making smushy talk at the weird girl who apparently is his meal plan. Damon and Stefan find out that Elena woke up the dead guy.
Elena and dead guy seem to get along. Jenna is back in the picture and is asking a lot of questions.
Klaus is the brother of dead dude, yay this should complicate matters. Damon goes to visit Alaric or more to the point Katherine.
Klaus decides to let Jenna in on a few secrets. Lol apparently the curse is a complete fake well done you dead guy that got a reaction. Jenna decides to grow some balls.Okay so now Stefan is really upset.
Okay so Klaus and Katherine used to have a thing. Hmmm that explains a lot.
Jenna finds out that virtually everyone around her has been lying to her and is upset as she should be.
Klaus is a werewolf and a vampire, wow he is a right creep. oh look Damon and Stefan fighting over the girl again, haha that's funny. Damon seems to be having issues again.

 Klaus has his body back.