Okay so I am sorry I am so behind at the moment so this is another double bill special:
Never been kissed
Okay i this episode is all about the cast members who as the title suggests have never been kissed. It is also another episode all about boys v girls in the mash up contest. So we open with finding out who they will be competing against next time and Will deciding to try and organise another mash up battle boys against girls. Kirk decides he wants to compete with the girls but when Will won't let him he tries to talk him round. He does not manage to talk him round but there is a little change as the girls will have to sing a mash up of songs traditionally sung by men and the boys vice versus. This gives Kirk the opportunity to teach the boys some things but they are not interested. He then decides to go and visit the competition and finds that he loves the boys academy much more than he likes McKinley. This is especially rubbed in when he meets a fellow guy he likes that is also gay, although his first kiss ends up being with his long term bully.
Sam and Finn discuss how they can keep themselves from having sex with their girlfriends and decide to fantasise about their coach to put themseleves off, their girlfriends find out and get angry and tghings get out into the open meaning Sue tries to use this to her advantage and get the new coach fired. This really upsets the coach who then decides to leave of her own will. Will finds out what is going on and explains to her that she should stay and that the guys are sorry. They share her first kiss. The boys sing to try and make her feel better.
The substitute
Okay so in this episode there is a flu going round and after the principle catches it Sue is made principle and makes sure that Mr Schuster catches it also hopefully making it easier for Sue to get rid of Glee club. Mr Schuster also hallucinates that all of his glee club have become mini me's. So of course the substitute is Gwyneth Paltrow and she is, i have to say, the most amazing sub teacher ever. Yay Sue ha-ha she really put you in your place. Okay so then Mr Schuster dreams that he is singing with Mike in a freaky sort of way. Okay so i love the feud between Rachel and the sub although it is better when they get along. Okay so also in this episode psycho ex is back looking after sick Will. Then of course Mercedes goes after having tots put back on the school menu after Sue gets rid of them, starting a riot in the lunch room. Then of course we have the duck dance with Rachel and the sub that is just so hilarious i had to watch it over and over several times although as far as a song goes i will not be buying it. Okay so a three way date will Kirk, gay guy and Mercedes was always going to go wrong.
Okay so then we have another fight with the sub but this time it is her and Mr Schuster but when she goes over to his house in a mess after a fight with Sue over the Mercedes issue of her putting tots up Sues exhaust. Then of course ex wife turns up and throws a fit. Back at school Will gets his job back as Holly gets on Sue's nerves and the Glee kids help him get his post back until he decides to get them to sing more old fashioned songs. So of course he gets Holly back to help him out and i have brought the result, it was of course the umbrella mash up. This has to be one of the best they have ever done on this show, in my opinion.
Okay so then here are the random pictures from this episode that i loved.
90210
I see London I see France
In this episode Ryan tries to convince Naomi to go to the police over the rape but she won't hear of it but when Oscar shows interest in her and tells her that Mr Cannon is not from the same place as he said he was. He then helps her to find out that he left his last school when there was a accusation of sexual harassment from a student. Ryan also gets told to leave after he tells police that he was at the school that night and saw them but was too drunk to do anything.
Ivy tells Dixon the truth about her and Oscar but he just does not want to know and walks away.
Silver and Navid attend the achievement awards whilst everyone else enjoys the Undies (the underachievement awards) apart from Liam who is there strictly on business, thinking he is helping his bosses daughter with selling her handbags but things go a little wrong and he finds out that she is actually selling drugs rather than the bags which contain them.
Teddy tries again to fix things with Silver but does not manage to and has mixed feelings at the Undies when he see's his one night stand up on stage presenting with Annie.
Mother dearest
Okay so in this episode we open with Dixion punching fake British guy in the face and Adrianna being as shallow as always. As always her agent is being an ass although an ass who got me a date with a celebrity like a Jonas is not someone i would completely hate. Okay so Jen is being totally shallow again but that is nothing new and Annie is filling out college applications whilst her brother does not care and their parents are getting a divorce. Navid tells his dad that one of the girls who was in his porn films is under-age which then back fires when she walks up to him in the corridor shouting about him getting her fired and she also tells him that she is not the only one. Liam and Dixion are as always surfing, and looking as hot as well, seriously hot. Then Ivy turns up and yes that is really awkward, poor Ivy, i feel really bad for her, especially as everyone ignores her.
Adrianna turns up at the beach to tell Navid that she can't take him as her date. And of course this makes him jealous as any guy would be. Jen then gets caught out at the function by the other mums, as being really quite bad at everything especially when she wanders off with the wrong stroller.
Annie and Dixon go to visit their dads house but bump into his "friend" making them even more confused. When Jen gets home she decides that she didn't enjoy herself and is now starting to feel bad especially when he falls off the changing table. Ivy tries to tell Naomi that Oscar is a bad guy
Navid asks Silver to help him out and she goes to audition for Navid's dad and finds out he will take anyone. Navid then goes to his dad to ask him about it and they fight about it, he then goes and tells his guidance councillor so that he can change his Stanford essay and take his dad out of it. Annie and Dixon ask their mum about the divorce papers and Oscar takes Naomi on the date. Ivy and Naomi have a plan and Oscar ends up naked in the pool and the girls walking away laughing and bonding. Then as we all knew was coming the awkward almost kiss between Silver and Navid.
Joe and Adrianna walk the red carpet together but Adrianna outs Navid as her boyfriend on the red carpet to the press. Navid's dad is of course in trouble when the guidance councillor tells the principle. Adrianna gets the upper hand on her manager after she realises she is actually famous in her own right. Naomi finds out that her sister has left and that Jack is now partly her responsibility. Annie writes her application again as her mum as her hero.
Okay so we open to everyone celebrating except Naomi and Max sat in the Principle's office. Naomi takes the blame. Ivy and Raj tell their parents about the marriage but in a twist it is Ivy's mum who is not okay about it. Silver and Adrianna are bonding. Adrianna see's the dead guy in the back of her car who tries to talk sense into her. Ivy tells Naomi about the marriage. Naomi is not going to graduate but is excited about throwing a wedding for Ivy.
Liam turns up late at the ceremony but she is too excited about moving in with him to see something is wrong. Liam comes clean and confesses that he does not want to go to college. Annie breaks up with him. Max comes clean in the middle of the ceremony.
There are bachelor and bachlorette parties going on. Someone made a mistake and ordered the boys a male stripper so of course they take him to the girls. The party really gets started but is quickily interrupted when Naomi goes looking in Adrianna's purse for singles and finds Silver's pills. Adrianna gets kicked out of the party. Liam tells Annie about the job he has found himself on a fishing boat. Adrianna is still seeing the dead guy. Dixon goes to talk to Ivy's mum about the wedding. Naomi is in the midst of organising the wedding when Max turns up and tells her his parents want him to leave her. Naomi has gone all out. Ivy's mum turns up just in time. Naomi and Annie comisterate. Adrianna turns up but gets rejected again. The friends are bonding and Annie goes after Liam. Adrianna watches over her friends and again talks to the ghost, who tries to persuade her to jump off a cliff but she refuses. Annie meets Liam but he still leaves and she promises to wait for him. Naomi finds out she is pregnant and tells Max.
