The Vampire Diaries
The Reckoning
Okay so we have now swapped Damon and Katherine for Stefan and Klaus, just what we need. Okay so are we ready to kill off Matt now? God that's taken a while. And he was the only one we have seen at school in ages, so he was one of the smart ones, shame. Okay so he's not dead, just scared shitless by his friends. Well we knew he would catch up with you eventually Elena. Okay so it turns out Klaus is back for Prank night and by the looks of it he has a different plan for it.
Hah there's a Jermey in the trunk, bet even you didn't see that coming Damon. Aww more cute Tyler Caroline moments, even if they were talking about Matt. Well that's one way to break it up being killed by the evil sister. Poor Matt he's so oblivious. Haha Rebecca and Klaus are hilarious together. Well thats one way to get the witch to do your bidding Klaus, although did we really need to upset Caroline like that. Oh wow this is going so well. Taking away his will is one way to get him to obey, poor Stefan. Okay so it seems to going quite badly right now Bonnie. What are you doing Matt, follow the lost clothes. Well thats a crazy kind of plan Matt. I see Dead Matt. Oh Okay turns out Bonnie is better at CPR than she looks.
 I don't think that is going to work somehow Elena. Nope, he's definitely going to catch you. Nope Klaus is followed closely by Stefan. Okay so handing out Elena's blood, when did that become the norm?  Oh so he didn't completely kill you, Elena? Damon's back to save the day, well sort of. Aww good Lena is saved and they Tyler/ Caroline romance is still on. Aww more Damon and Elena bonding time it seems. Well thats going to make things awkward.




Gossip Girl
Memoirs of an invisible Dan 

What is Dan upto, does he really want to admit to that book, turns out that he does. Haha, he still hasn't told anyone either. Haha Blair guess pregnancy is going well.
Serena seems to be getting on well. Oh Serena you really don't want to look at your phone, but apparently Nate's friend wants Blairs.
I think Nate is onto you Ivy. Haha Chuck out walking the dog with Blair, that is so cute. Haha a meeting, Dan a great way to do this.
WTF? Nate is GAY?! oh no just in the book. Poor Blair is being dumped by Serena. Haha i think Dan is in trouble, at least by the look on Blairs face. I think you have just been stabbed in the back by that guy, well Dan Sabrina.. I mean Serena. Haha Dan, Blair is definitely going to kill you now.

The Vampire Diaries and Gossip Girl 31/10

Vampire Diaries 
Disturbing Behaviour


Back again. Okay so I guess Chicago is the place to be. Haha, come on you do not take two guys on a dress shopping trip, I doubt you even did that back when she was last alive. Okay so Katherine is still in Chicago? Okay so intimate moment making Chilli, yes Alaric it is what it looks like. Okay so Katherine knows about the necklace, so soon Klaus will too.It's good to see Stefan is still in there somewhere even if he has gone a bit evil.
I guess Jeremy is still seeing dead girls? It's not actually happening Jeremy, she is a ghost. But in other more important news Bonnie is back! And still in love with weird boy seeing ghost apparently. Okay so Damon and the sheriff seem to be getting on pretty well it seems and they are working together against Daddy it seems, bye bye Daddy.
Haha guess she got over the revealing clothes but why are they finding the necklace with her. So Elena can get burnt of course. Hey good job Bonnie is back I guess, nope maybe not, guess their going on a witch hunt, nope not quite yet. Okay so Caroline asks the question we have all been wanting to ask, well done Caroline.
Oh yes just what we need, another object with its own magic wandering about. Go daddy step in! Listen to Alaric Damon, you definitely should back off, NOT!
Haha the brat of a sister is definitely making Stefan more fun, or maybe its just her that's the fun one. Okay so Jeremy you should definitely listen to the ghost, tell Bonnie. Okay so one ghost warning you against another, should you really listen to either of them?
Okay so it seems the witch is actually one of the good guys, well sort of, if blackmail is the good guys way. Nope she is not the good  witch, torturing Stefan is definitely what you do if your on the same side. Okay so Daddy is still hanging about? whats that all about? More Bonnie and Jeremy bonding, that is what we need, over spells, like ussual. Okay so of course where Bonnie is involved there is fire. Ooops Stefan guess she found out, but don't worry Katherine is to the rescue. Haha the compulsion doesn't work on Daddy, that's hilarious. Now come on Alaric of course that was going to happen, why are you shocked Elena. Katherine and Stefan working together again?!?! Nope Stefan's too smart for that.
Aww a sweet Caroline and Tyler moment, that's just what we need. Haha just to be interrupted by Elena, needing help to get rid of the body. Okay so thats one way to get rid of Daddy, a much better way than mind control. Although not when Caroline is there to save the day, go girlfriend.
Yes Elena, stop trying to control Damon, that will never work. Jeremy should have definitely done that before. Well done Stefan, you seem to be getting somewhere with the sister. Nope, you just blew your cover. Hi Alaric, good to have you back, Damons right that took you longer than usual.

Yes admit it Elena! Caroline is right you need to come to terms with his hotness. Poor Caroline, guess Daddy doesn't want you any more. Go Alaric guess you found a way in, not that you needed to become more involved in that.
Ooops I guess Katherine is no longer in Chicago and has a new necklace. and a new partner in crime.
Okay so Stefan is definitely in the shit now well Mystic Falls.
 

Gossip Girl 
Jewel of Denial


Back again, so excited!
Oh yes I think this week is definitely going to be good. Haha so Blair is still denying this? Why did she just delete her whole phone book, that won't help you Ivy. LOL wtf are Chuck and Dan doing? awww its a dog. Yes Good Luck Nate but I think its the dog who needs it more. Nate Chuck is right you slept with the boss before she was even your boss, that's not right.
Poor Blair doesn't look very happy with the Ivy situation. Blair, you definitely need to pay attention to Dorota.
Haha Dan, see no one really expected it of you, so just let it come out, no one will believe it. Now go save Blair from herself. Opps Ivy, it doesn't look like you will get away with this for long. LOL Nate that is definitely one way to start your first day of work. poor Dan you are not getting anywhere with Blair. Blair, you just got caught out, again. Poor Dan, you just failed didn't you! That's one way out Ivy but I don't think it will work for very long. Oh Blair I don't think that's what Dan had in mind. Yep Ivy you have been set up, but its sooo pretty you won't mind. I didn't realise Lily was still on house arrest, Oh she's not!
Opps Charlie I think you could be in trouble. Blair given you ideas Ivy? Poor Nate, you've been played! Rufus is right Lily, ignore them! Haha i am really starting to love this whole Dan and Blair thing is getting hilarious. No Nate, you really shouldn't have given her that idea. Go Charlie! You definitely shouldn't walk away from that. WHO IS IT? I am dying here! OMG it's Chuck! No it's Louie's okay so why the hell are you with Chuck?! Okay so is she lying?! I'm confused. That was a weird conversation, but it kind of worked. Okay so Ivy/Charlie got what she wanted. Poor Dan though, not exactly what he wanted. She didn't even open it?! Okay so that is still yet to come. Aww bless Chuck, at least now he has a friend. Haha Ivy guess Nate caught you out.

Vampire Diaries and Gossip Girl 25/10

Vampire Diaries


The End Of The Affair

Okay so Vampire Diaries are back again.

Why is Damon always drinking? Yay Katherine’s back, she always makes life more interesting. Okay so Stefan is still travelling, surely Klaus is bored by now, or maybe seeing as he is supposed to be smart, he has gone to check on Elena. Yay a flashback episode, why are these never as good as they want them to be. Okay so Stefan is being bad and apparently he has an blonde bombshell to trail after. Okay so I would be happy if I woke up next to Damon. Why is Caroline still locked up, I thought Tyler had got her out of that, ouch, apparently not, evil daddy still has her. 

Oh don’t be boring Elena, surely you brought something more interesting to read than Stefan’s old diary. Poor Caroline, its not going well for you.  Okay so last time you and Damon followed Stefan it went horribly wrong, what are you doing Elena? 

Okay so Klaus had/s a sister. Oh Had. Nope has. Sucks to be the boyfriend in that equation Stefan. Oh you were mean and gross Stefan. Even Damon it seems goes to the bar maid for help. Ooops wrong place, wrong time Elena again although it seems you are also very very lucky this time. Okay so Damon and Elena just need to get together already. Eww, that Stefan was horrible. It seems Carolines dad is also pretty horrible. Okay so mummy and daddy fighting over whether to torture their daughter? Poor Caroline she is stuck with some pretty bad parents.  Werewolf to the rescue, okay so Tyler and Caroline are so cute together. Ahh compulsion the answer to everything. 

Oops, guess you should have filled him in on that logic earlier Stefan, of course Elena was going to try and help. Poor Damon, you have got to stop picking fights with Klaus you just end up on the floor. Okay so Damon and Elena failed again. Aww Caroline and Taylor are such a cute couple. Haha I guess the sister doesn’t want to be your sister any more Klaus. Rebecca and Stefan together again.  And the drama just keeps on coming. 

Gossip Girl 

Beauty and The Feast 

Yay they are back! 

OMG Blair AND Dorota are BOTH pregnant, that's hilarious! haha Chuck is back in New York, this is going to be interesting. Okay there is something slightly wrong about Rufus baking like that. What are you trying to do, Dan? Slightly freak you are cyber stalking Chuck, Dan. Okay so who is the weird guy living with fake Charlie? Oh Max...who. Okay so Beatrice, with the strong perfume is the sister? Haha, poor Charlie, you are most definitely stuck. Yep in a amazing two bed apartment. Okay so Blair i don't think you are hiding it as well as you think, Chuck is most definitely not. Ooops Blair, sister is definitely onto you. Poor Nate, hung up on the wrong girl. You are being pushed into a very tight corner Blair, maybe you should just come clean. 

You're going to run, do you really think that is going to work? Don't think so fake Charlie. Blair using Dan as a scapegoat, i don't think he will appreciate that every much. Oh Blair, just felt the need to blurt that out, didn't you! Poor fake Charlie, you really are sinking.                                                                                               WTF Chuck, do you really have to do that, why do you need Dan to save you. Sleeping with the boss Nate?! I Could Tickle you?! Really Dan? Well at least you got his help. No No No Fake Charlie, you can't do that to the guy with the snacks. OOoooooooooooo turns out sister Beatrice is not all she seems. Wow Faker is really getting the tug around. More Blair and Dan bonding. 

Gossip Girl 20/10

Yes, Then Zero

Yay, they are back!                                                                                            Okay so i ussually hate black and white movies but the Gossip Girl version seems a lot more exciting, especially when you find out Serena is working on set, she doesn't seem to be enjoying herself though does she?                                                           The wedding of the year, i wondered whether it would still be on but it seems like it is, poor Chuck. Okay so maybe it is just me but Rufus looks majorly different than how i remember him, has be had like surgery or something?                                     

 Okay so of course Bass is on a big boat in LA, where else would he spend his summer? Poor Nate though, he doesn't look very happy, oh and somehow i don't think you are going to be able to keep the wedding from Chuck for long. Haha, parents in law, Blairs mum is hilarious although not as bad and Blair's new found mother in law. Say Yes, that is a good philosophy Chuck, i would definitely say yes to you. Where the hell is Dan- freakish t shirt camp? Woops Dan i guess your book is well and truly out, Vanessa was successful. Poor Blair, it looks like someone is more manipulative than you and your secret is out, all in one go. 

"He's Chuck Bass!" LOL!!!!

Poor Blair although, I would open the dress first, it might be alright, it is royal after all. 

Okay so is it just me or is Gossip Girl a lot funnier this season? 

See Nate- I told you he would find out about the invitation eventually, although admittedly I would have thought you would hide it better than that?!?

LOL Nate, me thinks "Yes" will get you into trouble pretty soon.        Poor Serena- you have been set up but I still don't feel as sorry for you as I do Blair, it seems her life story is about to be published. Come On Nate, did you really not see that one coming? Okay so Blair and Dan bonding again? this season is getting weirder and weirder. It's good to see than Serena has learnt how to be the bigger person. Okay so what is up with the whole Blair/ Dan thing? were you really going to run away together? Are you serious!?! 

Yay, Chuck got smart, although why that is a need for a group hug, I have no idea. Okay so now Dorota is fake pregnant to cover for Blair? somehow i don't think that will work for long. So of course it works out for Serena, she seems very lucky. Okay Blair so i guess your secret isn't as well hidden as you thought?! OMG fake cousin is back in town, this can only mean drama. 

Season Finales: TVD and GG

The Vampire Diaries
Season Finale: As I Lay Dying

Damon tries to apologise to Elena but she decides she needs some time. Damon tries to kill himself but Stefan saves him and locks him in that basement. The evil vamp brothers are trying to get along. Stefan asks Alaric for help. Of course the town has an event going on, a showing of gone with the wind. Caroline tries to cheer Elena and Jeremy up. Oh yes more witchy type stuff, of course leading them to the same place they have now been going for months, Klaus. Mrs Lockwood is back at work. Klaus kills his brother. Stefan goes to Katherine for help and Damon is seeing things. Alaric goes to see Damon. Sherrif goes to the Salvatore house but is attacked by Damon. Stefan is being tortured by Klaus. Klaus bites Katherine. Sherrif f accidently kills Jeremy and Caroline tries to help him but it doesn't seem to be working. Caroline tries to save Jeremy and Klaus is still bartering with Stefan. Klaus forces Stefan to drink human blood. Bonnie asks for the witches help even though they tell her not to. It works anyway. Damon drinks from Elena , thinking she is Katherine. Jeremy seems to be recovering. Stefan is going a little insane. Katherine is the one with the cure but why do we trust her again, oh wait we don't. Elena and Damon have a moment of heart to heart. Okay so i should have trusted Katherine more. Okay so what is with the ghosts?
Well i guess we will find out later, the next season has been confirmed but they have not said when it may be coming back to our screens, so i guess we will just have to wait and see.

Gossip Girls
Season Finale: The Wrong Goodbye
So this is it the last in the series and with Gossip Girl you can pretty much garantee this episode is going to be immense. Vanessa and Serena are on the same team again and Dan is confiding in Nate. Oh look there is Chuck about to stir things up again. That's some good advice though Ms Waldorf. LOL We all need to talk. Ha Ha this is hilarious. Oops looks like Blair is in trouble. OMG it's Georgina! Lol she always makes life interesting, cummon Dan, give her a chance. Hey there's Charlie, go on Dan talk her down out of her drunken mess. Serena meets her old head mistress, that makes for an interesting conversation.
Haha, you have to get involved don't you Georgina. Serena says she does not want you involved, so go away with that weird guy you conned.
Chuck to the rescue! Go Raina, that is just what i would have done. Blair is missing the party, we still have yet to see the dress?! Aww Chuck is still number one? Of course they agree to a drink, because no one is waiting for you right Blair? Raina decides to go back to Chicago. blair and Chuck end up at a barmitzvah pretending to be someone else. Georgina send Charlie up to the roof. Serena gets her to tell.
Chuck and Blair seem to be having fun. The dancing looks hilarious, but i think thats what this show needs. Vanessa finds Dan's book at the loft and of course decides to be nosey.
Things get a little out of hand at the party between Chuck and Blair. But of course we knew that would happen.
Charlie is still hiding out although Serena manages to find her at the last minute just before she jumped of course. I'm not sure Serena is the best person to try to talk her down.





Vanessa talks to Dan about her book but things get a little heated and of course Vanessa is going to do something stupid.
Blair and Chuck have a frank conversation and Blair makes the right choice. Serena is still trying talk Charlie down and realises more about herself than she thought possible. Charlie makes the right choice. Serena is still questioning her choice.
Blair tries to make the right choice and tell the prince but Chuck takes the words out of her mouth.

Dan and Nate seek Serena out. There are a lot of apologises flying around but it seems Charlie is actually screwing them around still. Which of course she always was, but only someone as bad as her could see it. Georgina looks like she could have a new best friend.
Blair talks to Chuck, and Chuck is more honest than I have ever seen him on this show. Chuck realises he may actually be growing up. Chuck decides he must let her go, that they both must. Blair walks away with her prince and Chuck is left with, well not a lot.
Of course we get to see the morning after, well three weeks later. They are having a big meeting of everyone of course. Blair and Chuck seem to be getting on well. Along with everyone else amazingly. Charlie is leaving it seems and yet she was quite interesting, why she gotta leave? :(
Mature Chuck Bass seems to be going well, for him. Nate and Chuck plan their summer. Serena and Blair are planning their summers separately, they seem to be getting on well.
Of course I can see Serena doing a Pippa at Blair's wedding. Vanessa of course got the book published and is now running away, all the way to Barcelona.
Serena meets a new guy. Who happens to be something to do with movies and Serena gets an offer she cannot refuse.
Charlie is back in Florida but apparently she isn't Charlie, who is Ivy?!? Of course there was something going on with Charlie, who knew Georgina would be the one to see it. OMG!!! A Chuck/Blair baby?!? or a Serena/? baby?!?
Amazing Cliffhanger, I told you they would go out with a bang.