Lips Of Laughter

The Vampire Diaries
The Reckoning
Okay so we have now swapped Damon and Katherine for Stefan and Klaus, just what we need. Okay so are we ready to kill off Matt now? God that's taken a while. And he was the only one we have seen at school in ages, so he was one of the smart ones, shame. Okay so he's not dead, just scared shitless by his friends. Well we knew he would catch up with you eventually Elena. Okay so it turns out Klaus is back for Prank night and by the looks of it he has a different plan for it.
Hah there's a Jermey in the trunk, bet even you didn't see that coming Damon. Aww more cute Tyler Caroline moments, even if they were talking about Matt. Well that's one way to break it up being killed by the evil sister. Poor Matt he's so oblivious. Haha Rebecca and Klaus are hilarious together. Well thats one way to get the witch to do your bidding Klaus, although did we really need to upset Caroline like that. Oh wow this is going so well. Taking away his will is one way to get him to obey, poor Stefan. Okay so it seems to going quite badly right now Bonnie. What are you doing Matt, follow the lost clothes. Well thats a crazy kind of plan Matt. I see Dead Matt. Oh Okay turns out Bonnie is better at CPR than she looks.
 I don't think that is going to work somehow Elena. Nope, he's definitely going to catch you. Nope Klaus is followed closely by Stefan. Okay so handing out Elena's blood, when did that become the norm?  Oh so he didn't completely kill you, Elena? Damon's back to save the day, well sort of. Aww good Lena is saved and they Tyler/ Caroline romance is still on. Aww more Damon and Elena bonding time it seems. Well thats going to make things awkward.




Gossip Girl
Memoirs of an invisible Dan 

What is Dan upto, does he really want to admit to that book, turns out that he does. Haha, he still hasn't told anyone either. Haha Blair guess pregnancy is going well.
Serena seems to be getting on well. Oh Serena you really don't want to look at your phone, but apparently Nate's friend wants Blairs.
I think Nate is onto you Ivy. Haha Chuck out walking the dog with Blair, that is so cute. Haha a meeting, Dan a great way to do this.
WTF? Nate is GAY?! oh no just in the book. Poor Blair is being dumped by Serena. Haha i think Dan is in trouble, at least by the look on Blairs face. I think you have just been stabbed in the back by that guy, well Dan Sabrina.. I mean Serena. Haha Dan, Blair is definitely going to kill you now.