The Vampire Diaries 20/10

Okay I know I know I am so late with this but i have just been so busy, it turns out University takes up a lot more time than A-levels do! So anyway here it is and i will try to keep up to date.

The Birthday 
Okay so I guess Stefan is still on the rampage with Klaus, oh no maybe its just Klaus, no okay there's Stefan, thought so. Eww Stefan, come on you do not want to do that! Okay i guess you do want to after all. Hi Elena, guess your not looking forward to today, it doesn't seem brother is either. Okay so what is Alaric doing at Elena's? Hi, Caroline! missed you! although I'm still not sure about Taylor and you. Okay so Alaric is now Elena and Jeremy's new, what exactly. Okay so Damon, is that really how you spent your summer, yes i guess it is. Okay so since when does Elena just wander into Damon's House, LOL. Okay so I guess your going to Tennessee Elena? Okay so she's not just your bit on the side then Damon. Okay so what's with Bonnie not being in town what if we need her for some witchy stuff. Hello ghosty people, guess your still around. Okay so Matt is even more in the background now I guess, will anything interesting ever happen to him, like letting him in on the secret.
Okay so he's making like a hybrid army, who is this guy, seriously, does he think he is going to get this past Damon? Oh so Alaric is just sleeping there, does he have ANY purpose now whatsoever, seriously he was more interesting when he was trying to kill Dan rather than help him.
Haha you are totally acting like a couple, Caroline no wonder everyone else thinks you and Tyler are a couple. Oh maybe not, slutty Sophie? Maybe not, place your bets now, those two will have slept together by the end of the night?
So burning the evidence Damon? I don't think that is really going to help your secret so much. Somehow I don't really believe this whole Stefan torturing the werewolf thing, okay so maybe he is not in too deep yet? I hope not.
Oh it seems that in the midst of the misery, Elena is still having a big birthday bash? Seriously? Although it is probably a better party than they usually have on this show. Okay so in the midst of hunting down Stefan, Damon has had time to find the necklace, still, really!? Okay so what is with the creepy Damon at a high school party? Lol I thought Damon was bad but the high school teacher?
Okay so now Stefan is going to kill Damon's latest distraction? really? what a cliché? how many people do they want to kill on this show?
Okay so when did Matt find out about that world, did I miss something? Oh well it seems it hasn't made him any more interesting. Oh yes Damon has turned into a gentleman? really when did that happen, did Damon and Stefan switch bodies when i wasn't looking? LOL Damon, you have also got a lot funnier than last season, maybe the werewolf bite did affect you. Haha brotherly reunion? Of course it ends with a dead body. I guess I won my bet! Harsh but true Damon, I will give you that, poor Elena though. More torture, of course that's what Stefan is back in time for. Guess your feeling more horny now guys? Okay Damon, chill out I know a set guy will probably put it back together but they don't really need the extra work. Go on pick up the phone Elena- okay so maybe its a bit pointless, he's being strong and silent. The walk of shame? Caroline, really? I guess not when mummy dearest is through with you.



The Hybrid
Okay so Second episode of the season and they have already killed off- how many people?!? Didn't see that one coming Damon, did you? See Stefan still has a heart, even if it is a bit messed up. Okay Elena, did you really need to go and wake Rick up, isn't a little weird you are that comfortable with you half naked high school teacher. Okay so i thought Vampires had incredible strength and speed, why are they looking so tired whilst trekking?
Oh are we finally going to find out what happened to Caroline? No i guess not, is she really going to kill her own son? Okay so where is the prostitute then, what have you done to her? It's good to see Jeremy and Matt bonding even if it is over the dead sister. Okay so since when did Elena and Tyler get along so well? Elena, are you insane? on a full moon, you decide to hunt down the werewolves.
Okay so a whole fleet of Vampire werewolf hybrids, that is going to go down so well.
LOL, Tyler and Matt bonding is hilarious, although Tyler's face when he realises his mum tried to kill him, is hilarious.
Okay who is this guy, Carol? he looks freaky.
It's kind of handy to have all these life saving rings knocking around. Okay WTF? Oh Damon, of course he wants you in a wet t-shirt.
Okay so your plan is not working so well Klaus, guess you need a change of plan. Elena definitely needs a change of plan, she is going to freeze to death in that water. Okay so i guess freaky werewolf/vampire person is going to kill someone, possible Stefan, oh no. Okay so now you have all these out of control things and Elena Calmly walking up the hill, that is going to go so well. Poor Tyler, your mum has gone a little crazy, although she'll be even more crazy if you tell her. Haha, you are so safe then Elena with all these Hybrids running around. Okay a little creepy guys that you go messing through Vicky's stuff now. Okay so they really are completely crazy, these people. Aww brotherly bonding over the dead body. Kind of loving Damon and Elena this season. Uh Oh guys i think he's worked out Elena may not be dead. Okay so it takes that for you to save her but obviously you are too late! Daddy? Oh Dear Caroline you are in serious shit!