TVD Catch up 22/4

The House Guest 

Oh come on did your mother never tell you how important school is. woops Elena she is like taking your life. Ha ha this is going to be really fun with Katherine knocking around again. Aww Caroline that is kind of tacky asking your ex about his best friend, the guy you kind of fell for. Oh Mat but you were always the good, nice guy, don't be mean. 

Yay more girls night with the witch the vampire and the meat. Don't ask Katherine Damon she is going to be lying to you at some point. And in the spirit of bonding you should definitely tell the witch with no powers, she is going to freak out! Aww sweet Jeremy and Witchy kiss. I am getting more and more confused about which is Elena and which is Katherine, scary how a like they are. (duh). Oh yes lets have lunch with the witches. 

Cat fight Damon and Katherine that is kind of hot! Witchy duo are plotting. And this is where girly bonding goes out on the town! okay to the grill. More witchy spells that's fun and more bonding for Damon and Katherine. oh Okay so the witchy guy can stab vampires whilst he is there. Yep you just killed your son mate, smart aren't you? not! Yep i am with you Jenna you should definitely drown him. 

Yay Caroline, are you completely drunk? Aww happy ever after for the blondies. and then straight to the not so happy burnt dude. Yep i did just have a moment of madness where i thought Damon stabbed Elena. OMG that went really wrong really fast. OMG no Caroline don't do that to Matt as well. Yep the witchy guy is dead , thank you, no need to get upset Bonnie he tried to kill everyone. Yay Bonnie has her powers back. 

 Uh oh Matt is back. Uh oh and so is she!

Know Thy Enemy 

Uh Oh Jenna everyone was lying to you again. sorry. Oh and there go the Salvators off to save the girl again. I have to say to you Jenna i would be running away if i were you. Oh poor caroline your going to have to find your boyfriend before he freaks out even more. Ooo the uncle/dad is pulling your strings again Elena.



Take the house Elena. Why would you take Damon somewhere where he needs to be respectful?
Okay so what is Isobel doing in a house like that. To have a girly chat with Katherine of  course.
Ooo more planning sessions between the Salvators and Elena, although Katherine is still not in the loop hmmm this is going to be fustrating for her.
Oh poor Caroline, don't worry Stefan will help you out, whilst Damon goes running off with the witchy clan? but aparently Damon is not wanted.
oh dear Katherine has found that annoying stone again.
Aww look another award ceremony. And of course a dead body. oh and more body swapping. HaHa Damon and the "dead" body going home. Yes Damon of  course you couldn't hide it in the soap. Yes Katherine of course she double crossed you. Still feeling kind of bad for Caroline and Matt. Yes Jeremy, Bonnie is all powerful. So Klaus has more influence than we thought. Queue burning vampire. Make him forget Caroline! He is to upset to deal with all this. Okay so now Elena is going to live with Damon and Stefan. Of course Bonnie is planning on dying again. Okay so what is Matt up to now?

The last dance 

So Klaus has taken on the form of Alaric. So Katherine is now being tortured by Klaus. Elena is getting her house in order. Damon and Stefan are discussing what to do next. Turns out Elena has the power and she knows it. A safe house that she leaves to go to school? Okay so Caroline's mum and Matt are working together now? Elena wants to go to the dance but Stefan is not as keen on it. 

Wow the new teacher seems to suck?! huh wow how do they not see that something is up with him? Caroline is in full organising swing for of course another party, just what this town needs. So Elena just leaves her brother in the same house as the phsyco uncle/dad. There is a lot of plotting going on in this episode.  I kind of like the themed costumes. 

Bonnie is still planning to go ahead with the plan even though Jeremy tries to persuade her out of it. I have to say I love the costumes. This is going to be hilarious when they realise who is Klaus. Haha that was an amazing change of dance partner. Caroline is informed of the situation, wow this is getting complicated with the number of people involved. Uh Oh bye bye Bonnie and I really liked you. Elena really does not deal with this well of course. Oh look i don't know why we were all getting so upset of course she did some witchy stuff before she didn't die. Aww Damon is actually pretty sweet. No No No Elena what are you doing? 

Klaus 
Oh Look the dead body is starting to wake up and of course he is having flashbacks. Okay so Damon is making smushy talk at the weird girl who apparently is his meal plan. Damon and Stefan find out that Elena woke up the dead guy.
Elena and dead guy seem to get along. Jenna is back in the picture and is asking a lot of questions.
Klaus is the brother of dead dude, yay this should complicate matters. Damon goes to visit Alaric or more to the point Katherine.
Klaus decides to let Jenna in on a few secrets. Lol apparently the curse is a complete fake well done you dead guy that got a reaction. Jenna decides to grow some balls.Okay so now Stefan is really upset.
Okay so Klaus and Katherine used to have a thing. Hmmm that explains a lot.
Jenna finds out that virtually everyone around her has been lying to her and is upset as she should be.
Klaus is a werewolf and a vampire, wow he is a right creep. oh look Damon and Stefan fighting over the girl again, haha that's funny. Damon seems to be having issues again.

 Klaus has his body back.